I asked my 4year old daughter if she could look after the car while I paid for petrol.
"To keep it safe from robbers?" she asked.
"Yep," I said. "If a robber comes, get him with your imaginary sword."
"I'll get him with my shoe," she said. "Then he'll be poisonous."
"Ok good thinking," I said.
"Robbers have green faces don't they?"
"Umm... sure."
